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Dating Tips for Men
"Dont let this be you"
I am still shaking my head in disbelief.
I had a date last night with a wonderful woman who
shared the unthinkable with me. She made me see
the dating world through the eyes of a woman. She
shared with the me her worst dating nightmare ever.
Here is her story as she told it:
'I joined a dating site after my divorce because I didn't
know any other way to meet men. I am a busy
executive who did not want to meet men I worked
with. The internet was a great way for me to connect
with men. The very first week I was on a dating site I
met a guy who wrote to me as a friend. He was very
insistent he was not interested in dating, but looking
for friendship.
It was a refreshing change I welcomed. Tom and I
talked online a few times a week. I would share my
experiences with him and he shared his with me. He
and I had a lot in common. Both of us were the same
age, non-drinkers, non-smokers, business-minded
people who shared a love for the Bucs.
Tom never hit on me, but he became a close online
friend. Eventually, I gave him my phone number and
would chat with him a few times a week. Finally, after
about 6 months of this, he called me up to ask me what
I was doing that night. I told him I had just returned
from a bad date. I didn't have any other plans. He
offered to go shoot some pool with me.
I figured why not. I felt like I had known him my entire
life. He and I had shared so many stories and became
good friends. He gave me his address, so I Mapquested
it.
An hour later I found myself at his home. It was a
double-wide trailer. Not that there is anything wrong
with it, but he told me he was a very successful business
owner. I found it a bit strange he would live in a double
wide.
There was an old beat up truck in the yard. It made me
wonder if I had made a mistake with the address.
I noticed a figure at the screen door. I slowly
approached the door and knew I had the wrong
address. There was a 50'ish rotund man standing there.
He was literally as fat as he was tall. He was bald with
two wings on the sides of his head. He attempted to
comb them toward the top to cover the balding. Not
like it could be hidden or anything.
The door opened and he welcomed me. I froze. I
knew that voice. That was the voice of the man I had
been talking to. There was no doubt in my mind. I
could not believe it. My heart completely sank.
He welcomed me and I am not sure how long I stood
there staring at him before I mustered up a hello. He
had emailed me photos when I first started talking to
him. The photos were of a 20-something year old
male who was in good shape and very attractive.
This man was not only fat, but he smelled so foul it
sickened my stomach. The sweat would pour down
his face so badly he would constantly have to wipe it
\away with an old rag. He also reeked of cigarettes.
This had to be the biggest lie ever told on a dating
site.
I don't think there was any truth to anything he ever
told me.
I wanted to run as fast as I could back to my car,
but I felt guilty. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, but
at the same time, he had hurt mine. The man lied.
He lied big.
What was he thinking? Did he really think I would not
notice all the lies? It is one thing to say you are a
couple years younger, but this man said he was a
couple centuries younger and at least 300 pounds
lighter.
I decided it wouldn't kill me to go to the billiards place
with him. I figured I would play one game and then
make a polite exit.
He wanted me to ride in his truck with him, but I
insisted in taking my own car. I knew he would not
fit in my little Honda, so he wouldn't even ask to drive
with me.
I followed Tom over to the pool hall. It was only a few
blocks away. I had been there many times. It was a
popular hot spot on the weekends.
The parking lot was so packed I had to park way, way
out. The dirty old man parked a few spaces down from
me. Every three or four steps he took he had to stop
and catch his breath. He was hacking and coughing
like he was having an asthma attack. The sweat
dripped down his face and nose like he had just
finished a marathon.
It took at least 15 minute to get to the front of the
building...no joke. He hacked and coughed the entire
way. He was so out of breath I was afraid he would
have a heart attack. His face was the color of a
ripened tomato.
People gave strange looks as they passed by. They
didn't know what to think of this.
Tom climbed the 5 steps as if he was trying to reach
the top of Mt. Everest. It was quite a feat for him.
I was lucky enough to snag the last table available. It
was in the far corner of the room. I didn't even wait
for Tom. I was annoyed and embarrassed to be with
him. I just racked up the balls while I watched him
waddle over to the table.
I think my jaw hit the floor when he ordered 2 drinks.
I told the waitress I didn't want one because I assumed
one of the drinks was for me. He quickly corrected me.
They were both for him.
I was furious. I took my anger out at the table. I hit
the white ball so hard it went flying off the table. It
came within inches of Tom. He bent over to pick it up.
I thought he would fall over. Instead he let out a huge
noise. It was the loudest fart ever...or so I thought. He
ripped the back of his pants. Not just a small tear, I
mean a 6-8 inch rip.
I just couldn't take it anymore. I felt like everyone in
the place was staring and laughing at us. I told him I
was leaving.
I walked out of there as fast as my legs would carry
me. I felt like my feet were cinder blocks. It was like
everything was in slow motion. I wanted to cry, but
couldn't.
I jumped in the car and took off. I promised myself I
would never meet another man online again...that
lasted about 3 days.'
Lying about your weight, age, financial situation,
marital situation or anything else is not a good idea.
It will catch up with you and it never turns out good.
Now go find the woman of your dreams,
Chet Rowland
Ps. If you are ready to find the woman of your dreams,
Go to http://www.chetsdatingsystem.com and get started.
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