Dating Tips for Men

I Can't Believe Chet Did it to Me Again

Chet's friend Jo again...

I sat down with Chet last night to finish up the work on Chet's Online Dating System. Within a few minutes, some bimbo sent him an instant message and Chet lost all focus. I quickly got annoyed and walked in the kitchen to grab a bottle of water. When I returned...Chet was on the phone with the chick. Of course, this really, really ticked me off. You would not believe how difficult it is to get this man to focus on anything other than women.

I heard him say, 'I will fax it right now.'

I have heard that very statement many times before. He didn't even have to tell me what he was about to fax to this woman. I knew the routine. It was a map to his house. Once again, I was kicked out of Chetland for some bimbo.

I was pissed. I can't even get mad at Chet though. Every time I say something he will remind me of how his online dating system helped me find the man of my dreams.

You see, Chet actually helped me find my soulmate, Steve. I used Chet's online dating system myself...except I used it to show him it wouldn't work. I had no intention of dating another man, nevermind marriage. I was in an "I hate men" phase. The only reason I joined a dating site was to show Chet the difference between men and women on dating sites.

If you didn't already know this, men have to do all the work and get a very small return. Women, no matter how ugly they are, don't have to pursue any men. A woman's mailbox will fill up with hundreds of emails without her ever sending one out. It doesn't work that way for men, but I am sure you already know this.

The next time you send an email to a woman on a dating site, remember your email is only one of possibly hundreds she will receive that day. That's why it is important to stand out from all the other men.

Your headline (aka subject line) of your email is extremely important. Chet found this out. It was one of the keys to his success with women online. That's why he created a large collection of unique and interesting headlines. He had so many he made them into a manual and you will find the manual in his online dating system.

Speaking of the online dating system, needless to say, the online dating system probably won't be ready today since Chet wasted his night with another flavor of the week.

You have no idea how many women I have seen go in and out of Chet's front door. It is like a revolving door. I have witnessed A LOT the past 6.5 years I have been friends with that man.

I have heard about more rendezvous than I care to admit. Not to mention, how many times I have had to call him to pretend his Dad had a stroke to get him out of a bad date. That's a whole 'nother story though.

I will do everything in my power to get Chet to focus on completing the online dating system so he can make it available to you.

I will keep you posted...

Peace~
Jo

P.S. When I told Chet you would be mad his online dating system was not available yet, he said, "No one will be mad, I am doing this for the cause. Fruit of the Loom doesn't send out underwear without it being tested by two or three different inspectors. My online dating system is no different. Before I release it to the masses, I must be sure it works."

Sigh... Can you believe he said that? Yeah... Chet is inspector number 99, 100, 105 and so on...