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Dating Tips
She Made Herman Munster Look Like Bo Derek
"Your success in life is 10% dependent on what happens to you, and 90% dependent on how you react to it."
And if you think things don't go wrong on dates I go out on, or if you think everything in my life runs perfectly, think again.
Because it doesn't.
What does go pretty smoothly though, is how I react to it.
Here, let me tell you a story I had mentioned to you last week. I finally got some time to sit down and spill the beans about it.
Before we go ahead though, what I want you to focus on here, is NOT what happened to me (as funny as it was), but what you want to pay attention to is the way I reacted to the situation.
And like I just shared with you, that really is 90% of your success, in dating... and... in life.
So here's what happened.
About 3 years ago I met a woman online, and as usual, I quickly moved her offline usine my "Chet's Qualifier" techniques (which you'll find inside my oniline dating system) and we started talking on the phone.
Also as usual, we hit it off right away and I told her to come and meet me at a local bar so we could have a few drinks during happy hour.
And when I do this, believe me, my game plan is to make it a VERY... happy... hour.
Or should I say... happy "hours to follow".
Anyway, we meet at some Tex-Mex bar for Margaritas, and me being a practical joker, I figured when I meet her, I'll sneak up behind her with my set of "Billy Bob" redneck teeth in my mouth.
You know what I'm talking about -- those plastic rotted teeth you slip on that are dingy looking as hell.
They make Austin Powers teeth look like he's ready for Hollywood.
And by the way, the truth is I was feeling pretty excited about our date.
This woman was a real looker... she had her own business, and after speaking to her, I found out she was doing well financially -- she wasn't some kind of gold-diggerlooking to slip her hands inside my wallet... and she didn't have any kids living at home with her either.
Not that I don't like kids, but it does make things easier.
She also had a smokin' hot body and drove a Jaguar, which I saw parked in the lot as I pulled in myself.
So I walk into the restaurant and over towards the bar and I see her, but she doesn't see me. I slip my Billy Bob teeth into my mouth, and whaddya you know -- she looks even BETTER in person that the pictures she showed me.
Very well-dressed, and oh my LORD what a body this woman had.
I'm licking my chops and getting a little rise in my woodrow already, thinking about the damage I'd be doing later on, but... first things first.
She's leaning up against the side of a column near the bar, and thank goodness -- because when she turned around...
She had the absolute nastiest set of teeth I had ever seen!
Her mouth looked so rotten, there wasn't even a snowball's chance in HELL I'd ever so much as even kiss her, let alone put anything ELSE inside there.
Thank goodness that column was there, because I had just enough time to duck behind the pole and remove my teeth.
I didn't want her thinking I was making fun of her or anything.
We wound up talking and she was a very intelligent woman, who I guess had some kind of medical problem with her mouth, but she had a phobia of going to the dentist.
I've met people before like that, so I wasn't surprised, but damn was I disappointed.
I enjoyed the evening and had great conversation, but I just wasn't going back for a round two on this one. Turns out, she actually referred a couple of her girlfriends to me and I went out (and had fun) with one of them for a while, so in the end, it wasn't a total waste.
How ironic though, that of all the dates I have, I chose THIS one, to bring my "dirty teeth" to.
You couldn't have scripted it any better. It was like some kind of skit you'd see on Saturday Night Live or something.
Coulda been worse though.
She might've had a fear of going to the gynecologist, and who knows WHAT could've happened then...
And by-the-way, keep your eyes opened and your ears to the ground because "Chet's Online Dating System" will be officially released right after the first of the new year, and because you're a VIP subscriber, you'll be entitled to a pre-publication offer, so you'll be able to get in on all the inside secrets early.
Now go find the woman of your dreams,
Chet Rowland, The Chetinator
Creator of Chet's "Automatic" Online Dating System
The World's First Sexual Attraction System For Men
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