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Do You Get “Tongue-Tied” When It Comes Time
To Sending An E-Mail Out To A Woman?

Here’s How You Can Make SURE Every One Of Your E-mails
Gets Opened -- Regardless Of WHAT’S Inside!

Chet

Picture this: After spending what seems like “HOURS” slaving away over your keyboard, you’ve finally managed to come up with the “perfect” e-mail to send to a woman.

It’s got everything inside you can think of: It positions you like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... it shows you’re a caring guy but by no means does it imply you’re looking for some kind of a platonic “friendship”... and you’ve even managed to drop in some subtle, but VERY apparent -- and appealing -- sexual innuendos.

It lets her know you’re a busy guy who doesn’t have time to waste... that your life is full of adventure, spontaneity, and fun... and MOST important, she knows you’re an exciting guy who’s got his shit together, and in spite of all the curveballs life’s thrown your way, you’re a survivor. You feel good about yourself... good about the world around you... and you’re happy with where your life is headed -- whether she’s in it or not.

Plus, you’ve made SURE your e-mail is going to let her “experience” who you are and what you're about, using ALL her senses. She’ll be able to visualize the two of you together... she can almost actually “hear” the sound of your voice when you’re talking... and she can even “taste” the food you’ll be eating together when you first meet.

In fact, this e-mail is so damn sensually compelling and tempting, she can even “feel” you as if you were lying right next to her while she’s gently stroking her fingernails across your chest.

You’re ready to send this bad-boy out, but just “in case”, you read it one more time, nice... and s-l-o-w. After all, the LAST thing you want to do, is blow it because you accidentally called her another woman’s name, or you said she lives in Manhattan, New York City, when she really lives in Manhattan Beach, Indiana.

Sure enough, you find a couple of typos, but aside from that, this e-mail REALLY is drop-dead perfect. In fact, just to be DOUBLY sure, you read it out loud to a few women you know who are friends of yours...

And even THEY get goose bumps all over, just listening to it!

All you need to do now, is hit the “send” button, and then, just sit back and wait for all your replies to come in. You’re feeling like a million bucks, and you “know” in your heart of hearts, the second after your mouse clicks on that “send” button, within a few hours, you’ll be sitting pretty, and your biggest problem is going to be, “Gosh, how do I keep the names of all these women, straight!”

You’ve already hit the jackpot, now you’re just figuring out how to spend your money!

So you send the e-mail out to a handful of women you’ve targeted as potential “keepers,” and off you go to run a few errands. You’re as confident as an Olympic Gold Medal winner, when you get back, your “Inbox” will be STUFFED!

A few hours later when you return, you’re charging through your front door like a lion who’s just made a fresh killing. You haven’t felt THIS pumped up, and you haven’t had a “swagger” in your walk like THIS, in a good long while.

And why not -- you deserve to be feeling so good. After all, it wasn’t easy coming up with an e-mail like that. Sheesh, most guys would give their right arm to be able to send stuff like that out.

You saunter past your computer on your way into the kitchen to grab a bite to eat, and since you’re surging with enthusiasm and confidence, you figure “Hey, let me just check and see how many responses I have waiting for me.” You log on... get online... and you enter your ID and password that lets you into the first online dating website you sent your e-mail from... and...

Lo-and-behold... nothing.

Strange, but not unheard of -- after all, it’s only been a few hours since you sent those e-mails out -- and not everyone’s online, ALL the time. So, you log on to the next online dating website you sent mail from, but oddly enough, this one’s empty, too.

Very puzzling, indeed.

You hurriedly go through the remaining 3 online dating sites you use, and “something” must be wrong here, because ALL your mailboxes on ALL these sites, are as empty as dry wells also.

What’s going on here?

Understandably, this takes a little wind out of your sails, but you’re optimistic and you just figure, “Look, it must be a slow night -- maybe people are out or something,” and so you wisely put this out of your mind, figuring things will be different when you log on tomorrow.

Sure enough, the next day... you fire up your computer and now you ARE getting freaked out, because nothing’s changed. You painfully discover, as you’re frantically checking from one mailbox to another, the ONLY thing your “Inboxes” have been collecting since you sent out that e-mail, is dust!

You give it a few more days, and now, you’re not just discouraged, you’re outright pissed off! How could ALL these women have ignored your amazing message?

After all, it truly WAS perfect.

So even though you know it’s a “no-no”, you load up all your e-mails once again. You’re thinking, “Surely, SOMETHING must have gone wrong here,” and so you start sending them all out, once more. But sure enough, after repeating this WHOLE process over again during the next few days, sadly...

Nothing happens... Again!

Now I have no idea whether or not something like this has ever happened to you, but the story I just told you is 100% true. This series of events actually happened to me -- not ONCE... not TWICE -- but TIME AND TIME AGAIN!

And “No”, the problem wasn’t the e-mail I sent out. It wasn’t the “time” I sent the e-mail out, and it wasn’t even the day of the week or the season of the year that caused this to happen.

In fact, the e-mail I sent out, was excellent. It happens to be my “I Get The Sense” e-mail and that e-mail has proven to be SO effective, I’ve probably seduced well over 500 women using it.

But if that e-mail was so good -- along with LOADS of other ones I sent out that I never got a response to -- then what DID go wrong?

How come I wasn’t getting any responses?

Well, through a series of very lucky, but unlikely events, I found out ALL the e-mails I was sending out, were actually being “deleted” by the women who were receiving them. And every time I sent out another one -- the same thing kept on happening -- again and again and again.

Delete. Delete. Delete.

Want to know why?

O.K., I’ll tell you. Because there’s only ONE reason, and it’s this:

The Subject Lines I Was Using, Absolutely... SUCKED!

They were boring, and the truth is, there simply wasn’t any compelling reason why a woman would WANT to open up my e-mail. And in today’s dog-eat-dog competitive online dating world, where women are getting literally HUNDREDS of e-mails a day, if you’re not giving a woman a DAMN good reason to open up your e-mail, then...

She Simply... Won’t!

Think about it: How many e-mails a day do YOU get, that YOU don’t even open, either because it’s some kind of spam, or simply because the particular subject line you’re looking at, isn’t compelling enough for you to give even ONE moment of your precious time to.

THAT’S why all my e-mails were deleted, and chances are OUTSTANDING, if you’re sending e-mails out and you’re not getting a lot of responses back, one of the PRIMARY reasons (and maybe the ONLY reason) WHY this is happening, is because your e-mail isn’t even getting opened in the first place -- because your subject lines aren’t strong enough to cut through all the clutter of her life!

The ugly truth is, no matter how hard you’re trying, and no matter how much of a good guy you are, bluntly...

Your subject lines are telling her you’re either NOT a guy
she’s likely to be attracted to... you’re needy and
boring... or, you’re simply not worth her time.

Here’s another way to think about it: When you check your mail -- not your e-mail, but your actual postal mail -- don’t you usually go through it while you’re standing over, or near, a garbage pail?

And what do you usually do -- don’t you typically make an “A” pile... and a “B” pile?

Meaning, all the bills you have to pay, all the personal letters you get, and anything from a lawyer or a doctor goes in your “A” pile and eventually gets opened, and your “B” pile, which contains everything else...

Immediately Gets “Dumped” Into Your Trash Can!

And what’s in your “B” pile? Things like sales letters to buy car insurance... mortgage refinancing offers... and all those credit cards you’re already “pre-qualified” for -- basically, all your “junk” mail. And since you’re not using the “right” Subject Lines in all these e-mails you’re sending out to all these women, they’re considered “junk mail” in her mind, for the very same reason:

Because you’re sounding just like every other guy out there
trying to get her attention! And the bottom line is...
Your “sales pitch” simply isn’t strong enough, to get her to buy!

Look, she wants a partner who’s unique, different. Just like you do. And what you’re sending her, just doesn’t make that cut.

The good news for you is... all of that’s about to change, because over the last 6 years of trial-and-error, I’ve developed a working “Master List” of 500 different e-mail Subject lines, that will ALL get opened, faster than an ice cold beer on a hot summer’s day...

And now at last, this list -- called “Chet’s Instant E-Mail Opener” -- has tested and performed well enough over time, that it’s finally ready and now I’m making it available to you.

In fact, these subject lines are s-o-o-o good, it doesn’t even MATTER what your actual e-mail says -- because regardless of what’s inside -- your message WILL get read.

These Subject Lines Are ALL About Turning ALL Your
E-mail Messages Into “A” Pile Mail, And Making SURE
They NEVER Get Lumped In With The “B” Pile “Junk” Mail!

Why are these subject lines so good?

The answer is simple: Each one of them arouses such an incredible amount of curiosity, or offers such a SHOCKING benefit, when a woman receives one of them, she can’t help BUT open it up.

For example...

Here’s Why She Won’t Be Able To Resist!

See, provoking curiosity is one of the oldest and most jealously-guarded secrets of the maverick marketing millionaires. These are the wordsmiths who make millions of dollars by sending out sales letters that not only get opened, but that get read... over and over again. And what usually happens after people read these letters, is... they whip out their credit cards and start buying, in a frenzy!

And in this case, the same thing is going to happen to you -- she’s going to open your e-mail and listen to what’s going on in your life the same exact way -- buying into everything you have to say that’s good.

And when you order Chet’s Instant E-Mail Opener right NOW, I’m also going to throw in a recent Audio CD I recorded, of an eye-opening “back door” uncensored conversation I had with one of the world’s GREATEST wordsmiths working today. Plus, you’ll also get the transcript of this interview, yours FREE at no extra cost -- but only for a limited time.

I’m giving away this Audio CD now, because I simply have too many things going on at this moment, and I don’t have the time to commit to promoting this project the way I’d like to. Once my schedule frees up, however, you can bet your bottom dollar this interview will NOT be given away for free.

The special guest on this CD -- let’s just call him “Mr. X” for now -- is a direct- response copywriter, and this means ALL he does, is use words to help people sell things.

And how good is this man at what he does? Well, bluntly... he’s the best, and I’ve met ALL of them. This man makes well over 6 figures (and by all accounts he’ll probably make close to 7 figures this year) by giving people advice about “what to say” and “how to say it”.

In fact, you’d have to pay him $500 Dollars just to sit down with him and speak to him about these things for an hour, like you’re doing here on this CD -- only I’m the one who’s picking up the tab this time!

On this Audio CD, you will hear us speaking about WHY these subject lines work, and the psychology of HOW you should be using certain “key” words that almost “force” women to open up your e-mail.

Please understand though, for confidentiality reasons, I can NOT divulge this man’s identity because he simply can not afford to be swamped with calls or e-mails about all the unique and curious information he’s revealing on this Audio CD. He is simply W-A-A-Y too busy!

But don’t believe me, listen to it yourself. And just so you
know I’m not full of beans on this one, I’ll give you the same
“Twice As Nice” GUARANTEES I give all the Romantic
Heroes who order any of Chet’s Dating Systems.

And here are my “Twice As Nice” PERSONAL iron-clad “ZERO-Risk 100% Money Back Guarantees:

  1. First, you get a Complete 60-Day Money-Back GUARANTEE. Order Chet’s Instant E-Mail Opener “on the house” for 60-days. If you’re not 100% thrilled with the way these subject lines work, then simply box the whole thing up and ship it all back to me, and I’ll immediately give you a 100% prompt and courteous full refund.
  2. Second, I promise you do NOT need to have any kind of specialized knowledge about attracting women, and you DEFINITELY don’t have to be some kind of a computer “techie” or geek, in order to use Chet’s Instant E-Mail Opener. But if you disagree with this, again, simply box the whole package up and ship it all back to me, and I’ll immediately give you a 100% prompt and courteous full refund. You have my solemn WORD on this.

Now here’s one thing I did NOT agree with Mr. X about. When I asked him how much he thought I should price Chet’s Instant E-Mail Opener at, he said, “Chet, a dollar per subject line sounds fair to me.” That’s $500 Dollars -- and well worth it, using Mr. X’s logic.

But I also feel you shouldn’t have to pay an arm and a leg to find the love of your life, so here’s what I am going to do for you: For a limited time only, you can get your hands on Chet’s Instant E-Mail Opener for $297 -- SLASH HALF-OFF -- ONLY $147, but you MUST take action right NOW! Again, let’s take a look at everything you’re getting here:

  VALUE
Chet’s Instant E-Mail Opener: 500 Ways To Make SURE Every One Of Your E-mails Gets Opened -- Regardless Of What’s Inside! $500
1- Hour “plus” Audio CD Interview With “Mr. X” $500
Transcript of Audio CD Interview $47
Total Value $1,047
Sale Price $297
Yours Now, ALL For Only $147

Oh, one more thing, and this is important -- like every business, the laws of supply and demand will prevail and as soon as Chet’s Instant E-Mail Opener turns into a big hit (and it’s GOING to, once word gets out), just to let you know upfront, I retain the unconditional right to boost the price up to $297, without any notice at all, and once this happens, you WILL wind up paying... a LOT more... to get your hands on it!

So just like dealing with women, delay and indecision... IS costing you -- big time! That’s why I URGE you to act NOW while this is fresh on your mind and before anything else comes up, or goes up -- like the price!

Thank you for reading this message.

Sincerely,

Chet Rowland, The Chetinator

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P.S. Remember, you can have the best e-mail in the world, written by me, you, or even Casanova himself. But if the woman you send it to never OPENS it -- which is what usually happens -- even Casanova himself isn’t going to be able to get a damn thing done in this situation.

But now at last, there’s a GUARANTEED way you can EASILY eliminate this from EVER happening to you. So take control over your destiny, enjoy a bright future, and become the master over your own fate. Because the choice... really is... yours!

P.P.S. Listen, before you decide to “pass” on this one, think about this: NOTHING is EVER going to make you feel worse than knowing you just sent out the most important e-mail in your life, to the most important woman in your life, and instead of you fulfilling your destiny, with the two of you strolling down the beach together, hand-in-hand, spending the rest of your lives happily together -- you remain alone and frustrated -- and all because that e-mail ended up sitting there unopened inside her “Trash” folder, forever more.

If You Are STILL Not Convinced, Then
I URGE You To Listen To This Heart-felt Message:

“Maybe you’re too foolish, or too cheap, or else maybe you figure you’re just too 'slick' for this to happen to you. Rest assured, no one is 'slicker' with women than I am, but even THAT did not prevent me from learning the hard way. YOU, on the other hand... can avoid ALL these headaches and a HUGE amount of wasted time, and instead choose to focus on meeting the love of your life -- or not. I hope you choose wisely, Chet”

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